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Did you know? Those Capri Sun pouches that you thought you had to throw away can in fact be mailed to a company to be turned into attractive handbags and purses that look like Capri Sun pouches!

Has it gotten through to you yet? Wasting isn’t a disappearing act, it’s an act of production; you’re introducing new toxins into the water table or the atmosphere, you’re creating greenhouse gases, you’re creating open space in your house into which another product can fit. You’re filling up landfills! But you don’t have to feel bad about waste!

Can you even imagine? You don’t have to change your waste production habits (in fact, we’d prefer that you didn’t!) because you can feel //good// about the waste that you’re producing! Just imagine you’re an assembly line worker that takes Capri Sun pouches and turns them into empty Capri Sun pouches, then mails them off to somewhere else. How much better do you feel?

Can you even stand it? The feeling of being a generator of empty Capri Sun pouches in the age of the Capri Sun Pouch Tote?